Most readers will know that, deep at heart, farmers and rural producers are some of the most romantic people on the planet. They might take to most things with confident gusto, be it wrestling cattle or calibrating a header, but finding that special someone can present a pretty high hurdle. So we slapped an Akubra on Cupid and told him to think beyond the cheesy, inner-city bar-talk when it comes to initiating romantic conversation, and come up with some cheesy, agricultural quips instead. Here are our top 30 agricultural pick-up lines. Got a favourite? Have you been eating bait because you're drop-dead gorgeous. Have you got a licence for those guns? Well shut the gate because my heart just bolted. There's room under this big hat for two.
A person with a good sense of humor will appreciate them. You can be in breach of them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to be in breach of the ice with someone new. A minute ago be careful with who you choose to approach at parties. Is your name winter? Can you do telekinesis? One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
But I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would absolutely hook up with you. I allow celeriac seedlings in the back of my car. The way you moo attracts me like no other! Be able to we cuddle? Have you got a licence for those guns? Well cease trading the gate because my heart a minute ago bolted. Would you like to be one too?